Backpack: Urban Outfitters ($19)
Patch: gift from friend
Coat/Jacket: gift/hand-me-down (from girlfriend!)
Scarf: small store in Salem, MA ($15)
Shirt: Value Village ($6.99)
Jeans: Oberlin Big Swap (free)
Floral Doc Martens: SoftMoc (too much)
GAY!!!
But why?
Well, let's do some stereotyping about lesbians now, mmkay?
Well, first of all, I have a patch on my backpack that says "It Gets Gayer." So...yeah.
Next, both my jacket and my shirt are [flannel] plaid (a totes lesbian stereotype) (or Canadian stereotype) (are all Canadians secretly lesbians?)
Of course, I'm me, so I gotta have some obnoxious rainbow in my outfit, hence the giant rainbow of a scarf.
Jeans...well, I guess that's not too stereotype-y...they are kid's jeans, but not boy's jeans, so I just missed out on that little piece of being a baby butch.
And lastly, of course, I am finally a lesbian because I own Doc Martens...
Oh yeah, and the short, queer haircut. Can't forget that.
All adding up to a total, legitimate, gay!
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